Psst, that's my mouth and hand :) sweet eh? ---->

Ok, one day these 3 adventist pastors are in the jungle and this native tribe captures them. They tell them: "death or kookamunga" the first chooses kookamunga. So they take him out in the jungle and ass rape him (yeah this joke is not for the young'ns) So the second one they tell "death or kookamunga" he says, "well I don't wanna die, so kookamunga". So they go out in the jungle and ass rape him TEN times. So the last one goes and they will ass rape him 100 TIMES to him if he chooses kookamunga and he's like "I don't wanna do that" so he chooses death and they yell "DEATH BY KOOKAMUNGA!!!!"